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Movie Review to "The Babysitters"

A teenager turns her babysitting service into a call-girl service for married guys after fooling around with one of her customers. [Learn more about the movie The Babysitters...]

Movie Review to "Terror At Blood Fart Lake"

When a group of college kids head off to their friend's cabin for a little high octane sex weekend they will get more than they bargained for in the form of the evil Scarecrow killer, Jimmy Van Brunt! Seems like no body is safe at spooky cabins in the woods by the lake these days. Experience characters that make you want to howl with laughter and constipation! Witness deaths the likes of which you have never seen before! One part Friday the 13th, One part Ernest Goes To Camp and 3 parts Cream Cheese, wonder aloud who will be still be alive by the end of this comedy?! starring: Nicola Fiore and others; Director: Chris Seaver. [Learn more about the movie Terror At Blood Fart Lake...]

Movie Review to "The Penguins of Madagascar"

The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation: DVD Premiere is a future DreamWorks Animation direct-to-DVD feature starring the characters of The Penguins of Madagascar, a spin-off TV show stemming from the popular Madagascar movie franchise. The two-hour-long DVD, scheduled for release on February 9, 2010, will consist of both all-new content and select adventures from the Nickelodeon-aired series. [Learn more about the movie The Penguins of Madagascar...]

Movie Review to "Fantasia/2000"

In this update of Disney's masterpiece film mixture of animation and music, new interpretations of great works of music are presented. It begins with an abstract battle of light and darkness set to the music of Beethoveen's Fifth Symphony. Then we see the adventures of a Humpback Whale calf and his pod set to "The Pines of Rome." Next is the humourous story of several lives in 1930's New York City, scored with "Rhapsody in Blue." Following is a musical telling of the fairy tale, "The Steadfast Tin Soldier" set to Dmitri Shostakovich's Piano Concerto No. 2. Then a goofy Flamingo causes havoc in his flock with his yo-yo to the tune of the finale of "Carnival of the Animals." This is followed by the classic sequence from the original film, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" starring Mickey Mouse and followed by "Pomp and Circumstance" starring Donald Duck as a harried assistant to Noah on his Ark. Finally, we see the awesome tale of the life, death and renewal of a forest in a sequence featuring the composition, "The Firebird." [Learn more about the movie Fantasia/2000...]

Movie Review to "The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!"

The incorrigible cast of the most offensive animated reality show ever to air is back, and they’re starring in their very own feature-length movie! When the mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love notices she and her fellow housemates can curse without being bleeped—something they’ve never been able to do before—she realizes their show has been canceled. Determined to get back on the air, the gang travels to Make-A-Point-Land in order to get a point (and get back on the air). With more depravity than could have ever been shown on TV, this is the definitive Drawn Together experience. [Learn more about the movie The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!...]

Movie Review to "Revenge of the Boarding School Dropouts"

Now that their snowboarding school is a hit and their team is winning big, Eddy and Max enjoy success to the fullest. But with their hard-partying lifestyle, the dynamic duo might just be heading for a wipeout. If they don't want to lose everything they've worked for, our heroes must valiantly battle the temptations of slackerdom and get their team back on track in this cool comedy starring Tom Green and Dave England. [Learn more about the movie Revenge of the Boarding School Dropouts...]

Movie Review to "Margot"

Margot examines the glamorous and turbulent life of Britain’s first international ballet superstar. At the age of 40, Dame Margot Fonteyn (Anne-Marie Duff – The Virgin Queen; Shameless) was seemingly at her creative peak and under mounting pressure to retire gracefully. Her unexpected pairing with young Russian émigré Rudolph Nureyev (Michiel Huisman – The Young Victoria, De Co-assistant) caused a worldwide sensation. Whilst Margot’s marriage to Panamanian diplomat Roberto de Arias (Con O’Neill – Telstar, Criminal Justice) was put under immense strain, her passionate and vibrant relationship with Nureyev created one of the most enduring and celebrated ballet partnerships of all time. This is a timeless drama about love, passion and performance also starring Lindsay Duncan, Derek Jacobi and Penelope Wilton. [Learn more about the movie Margot...]

Movie Review to "Enough"

An abused woman (Lopez) discovers that the dream man (Campbell) she married isn't who she thought he was. She and her daughter try to escape (aided by her previous boyfriend, played by Futterman), but he pursues her relentlessly. Fearing also for the safety of her daughter, she decides that there's only one way out of the marriage: kill him. 'Fred Ward (I)' (qv) has a guest-starring role. [Learn more about the movie Enough...]

Movie Review to "Nice Guys"

Hollywood hopeful Tom Murphy and his posse of pals conspire to get into the big leagues. Pinning their hopes of industry success on Tom's famous girlfriend starring in their first feature, falls to pieces when she dumps him. Tom and his pals learn of another possibility and devise a plan to steal a fenced case of government issued marijuana, return it to the FBI and use the reward money to finance their movie. Little do they know a scorned girlfriend and her deaf mute brother have other plans. [Learn more about the movie Nice Guys...]

Movie Review to "Street Warrior"

Directed David Jackson and starring Max Martini (Redbelt, CBS’s The Unit), STREET WARRIOR tells the story of Jack Campbell, an Iraq War vet who comes home to discover that his brother has been beaten into a coma in an underground fight club. Needless to say, Jack seeks to take down the ruthless fight promoter who nearly cost his brother his life. [Learn more about the movie Street Warrior...]

Movie Review to "Enemies Among Us"

Louisiana Governor Chip Majors (James DuMont) is the leading contender for his party's nomination for vice president, putting him on the doorstep of immense power and prestige. But Majors also has a past that won't go away. With fate and his background collaborating to work against him, Majors is soon struggling not only to save his career but just to keep breathing in this political thriller co-starring Billy Zane and Eric Roberts. [Learn more about the movie Enemies Among Us...]

Movie Review to "Junkfood Horrorfest"

Carlet Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest starring Calico Cooper (Alice Cooper’s daughter) is a sick and demented horror anthology featuring six twisted tales hosted by the ghoulish Scarlet Fry that will turn your stomach and send you crying for your mommy. See: blood thirsty cannibals, satanic zombies, demented nurses, junkie serial killers, freaky perverts and more as scarlet fry takes you on the thrill ride of your life. This blood drenched film is not for the weak at heart. [Learn more about the movie Junkfood Horrorfest...]

Movie Review to "Confetti"

Confetti - a mockumentary which follows three couples, competing for the title of Most Original Wedding of the Year: The Musical Wedding, The Tennis Wedding and the Naturist Wedding. starring Martin Freeman, Jessica Stevenson, Olivia Coleman, Steven Mangan, Robert Webb, Mark Heap, Felicity Montagu and Jimmy Carr as Antoni. A hilarious output of British Comedy. [Learn more about the movie Confetti...]

Movie Review to "Good Intentions"

Meet Etta Milford. Loving Wife. Doting Mother. Armed Robber. Etta's husband constantly blows their money on make-shift inventions. When she decides to secretly take "investment" matters into her own hands - things quickly go awry! With their savings gone, her husband suspicious, and their children out of control, Etta concocts a scheme to get back their money and save her family. There are just a few things she has to do first, including blackmailing the sheriff and holding up the grocery store. starring Luke Perry, Elaine Hendrix and Grammy award-winner, LeAnn Rimes. [Learn more about the movie Good Intentions...]

Movie Review to "Infected"

A young science wiz and an ambitious reporter make a connection between a popular vitamin drink and a highly infectious alien virus in this sci-fi thriller starring Gil Bellows and Isabella Rossellini. If you live in Boston, odds are you're guzzling Hydropure by the gallon; it's the latest health drink craze, and it's flying off of the shelves. Even the mayor has a taste for Hydropure. But when the mayor is assassinated and the triggerman slips reporter Ben (Bellows) evidence of a Hydropure conspiracy, the race is on to stop our species from being taken over from the inside. Convinced that something ominous is afoot after his colleague offers scientific proof that Hydropure is infecting humans with an alien virus, Ben and fellow reporter Lisa (Maxim Roy) set out on a mission to stop the virus from spreading and save the human race. [Learn more about the movie Infected...]

Movie Review to "Liar Liar"

The truth shall set you free -- or get you into a heap of trouble! Fletcher Reede (Carrey) is a fast-talking attorney and habitual liar. When his son Max (Justin Cooper) blows out the candles on his fifth birthday cake, he has just one wish -- that his dad will stop lying for 24 hours. When Max's wish miraculously comes true, Fletcher discovers that his biggest asset -- his mouth -- has suddenly become his biggest liability! Havoc ensues as Fletcher tries to keep his practice afloat and his ex-wife Audrey (Maura Tierney) from taking their son and moving to Boston. Co-starring Jennifer Tilly, Swoosie Kurtz, Amanda Donohoe and Cary Elwes. [Learn more about the movie Liar Liar...]

Movie Review to "Post Grad"

Recent college graduate Ryden Malby (Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel) has just survived four years of higher education, but when she's forced to move back into her childhood home, the stress of dealing with her eccentric family, landing a job, and finding the right guy leaves her with precious little time to ponder where her life is truly heading. Shrek and Shark Tale's co-director Vicky Jenson takes the helm for a comedy co-starring Michael Keaton, Carol Burnett, Zach Gilford, and Rodrigo Santoro, and produced by Ivan Reitman and Tom Pollock in collaboration with Joe Medjuck and Jeff Clifford. [Learn more about the movie Post Grad...]

Movie Review to "The Onion Movie"

We watch the Onion News, America's Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program's commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News's corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm's news broadcast. Norm doesn't like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven's help. [Learn more about the movie The Onion Movie...]

Movie Review to "Bowfinger"

Hollywood, today: Bobby Bowfinger, a run-down actor-producer-director, is reading a script which a friend has written. Completely convinced of its quality, he decides to take a last shot at fame and fortune. But the script is not that easy to sell, and a famous producer promises him to do it, but there is one condition: Kit Ramsey, Hollywood's number one star, has to be in it. So, Bobby tries his luck with Kit - who says no - and then decides to shoot the film himself. Together with the cheapest team available in Southern California, an aspiring beauty from Ohio, a diva who is just a little over the hill, a key-holding gofer from a major studio and a goon hired away from burger-flipping, Bobby sets out to shoot the science-fiction-film starring Kit Ramsey - who does not even know he's being filmed. [Learn more about the movie Bowfinger...]

Movie Review to "Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story"

From the director of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and Dude Where's My Car comes this raunchy comedy starring Seann William Scott and Randy Quaid. Gary Houseman (Scott) is an overenthusiastic high school janitor who steps-up to lead the school's loser tennis team to the state finals when the acting coach drops dead. The brash and often insulting new coach is intent on inspiring these underdogs not only to win, but also to stand-up for themselves. Although his coaching tactics may be unorthodox, including motivating his star player with a pre-game stripper, his heart is in the right place. Besides, sometimes it takes big balls to play hard-ball. [Learn more about the movie Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story...]