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Movie Review to "Stan Helsing"

The monster movie genre gets spoofed with this Stone Village Pictures and Essential Entertainment production written and directed by Bo Zenga, producer of the first film in the SCARY MOVIE... The monster movie genre gets spoofed with this Stone Village Pictures and Essential Entertainment production written and directed by Bo Zenga, producer of the first film in the SCARY MOVIE franchise. The plot revolves around a video-store employee who has to save his town when it becomes plagued by six famous movie monsters on Halloween night. [Learn more about the movie Stan Helsing...]

Movie Review to "Dracula 2000"

In the millenium version of this classic Gothic horror we find Abraham Van helsing (Plummer), who has tangled with Count Dracula (Butler) in the past, working as an English antiques dealer. Simon (Miller) is a vampire hunter in training under his apprenticeship. Van helsing and Simon travel from London to New Orleans to rescue Van helsing's daughter Mary (Waddell) from the family's life long nemesis - Dracula. [Learn more about the movie Dracula 2000...]

Movie Review to "The Last Sect"

The journalist Sydney St. James is writing an article for the magazine where she works about the on-line dating agency Artemis that is specialized in women. She schedules an interview with the owner of Artemis, Anna, and she visits the mysterious woman with her photographer Sam, who is fascinated by a site called Vampire Web. Sidney feels a great attraction for Anna, who is actually an ancient vampire called Anastasia. Meanwhile the vampire hunter Dr. Abraham Van helsing is advised by his assistant Tone about the correlation between Artemis and the Vampire Web, and Van helsing explains that in every turn of millennium, the vampire sect needs to regenerate, using a woman for this purpose. Van helsing calls his partner Karpov and together they go to Artemis to fight against Anastasia and her sect. [Learn more about the movie The Last Sect...]

Movie Review to "Van Helsing"

During the late 19th century, famed monster hunter Dr. Gabriel Van helsing (Jackman) heads to Eastern Europe to battle with Count Dracula (Roxburgh), the Wolf Man (Kemp), and Frankenstein's Monster (Hensley). By his side is the ravishing Anna (Beckinsale), a member of a family committed to ridding the world of evil. [Learn more about the movie Van Helsing...]

Movie Review to "Towed in a Hole"

Laurel and Hardy are in the fish business. They drive around town seeing if they can sell any. stan suggests they catch their own fish and could keep all the profits when selling them to people. Ollie likes the idea so they buy a boat at the junk yard and try, sometimes unsuccessfully, to fix it up. When the boat is finally fixed up, the whole operation goes south. [Learn more about the movie Towed in a Hole...]

Movie Review to "Helpmates"

Oliver's house is in a shambles after a wild party, and his wife is due home at noon. He calls stanley to help him fix the place up, and the typical catastrophies ensue. Somehow, however, stanley manages to complete the job by the time Oliver leaves to pick up his wife at the train station. As a finishing touch, stan decides to start a nice fire in the fireplace, using a can of gasoline to hurry the process along. [Learn more about the movie Helpmates...]

Movie Review to "Way of the Vampire"

This cheerfully low-budget riff on the Dracula story from directors Sarah Nean Bruce and Eduardo Durao follows Van helsing, the immortal vampire hunter, as he battles the evil dead throughout the centuries. Asylum Pictures favorite Rhett Giles stars, alongside Paul Logan, Denise Boutte, Brent Falco, and Anthony Turk. [Learn more about the movie Way of the Vampire...]

Movie Review to "Any Old Port!"

stan and Ollie check into a seedy hotel and help a young girl escape the clutches of the landlord (Long). They are forced to flee the hotel with no money and Ollie arranges for stan to fight at a local boxing hall for . stan's opponent turns out to be Musgy who uses a loaded glove. During the fight the glove is swapped and stan triumphs only to find that Ollie has bet their fee that he would lose. [Learn more about the movie Any Old Port!...]

Movie Review to "Orgazmo"

Joe Young is a young Mormon actor who preaches the word of God in LA and can't get anything from it. One day he stumbles on the set of new porno movie shot by well known porn director Maxxx Orbison. Maxxx chooses Joe for the title part in his new movie Captain Orgazmo. Joe soon befriends short and skinny Ben Chapleski (his sidekick in the film), who invented a ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits (called Orgasmorator). Unexpectedly movie Captain Orgazmo becomes a cult hit, and Joe's girlfriend Lisa accidentally sees the movie in the video store - and the problems begin. [Learn more about the movie Orgazmo...]

Movie Review to "Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat"

Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sun cream to protect themselves. A descendant of Van helsing arrives with hilarious consequences. [Learn more about the movie Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat...]

Movie Review to "On the Buses"

stan gets a little annoyed when his Mum and Sister keep buying expensive items on hire purchase, but the money he earns for overtime working as a bus driver means that he can afford it... just! His job is secure, as bus drivers are hard to come by, and his overtime prospects are good, until the bus company decide to revoke a long standing rule and employ women bus drivers. Aghast at the thought of no overtime and, therefore, less wages, he joins forces with his long time work colleague Jack to sabotage the new female employees. [Learn more about the movie On the Buses...]

Movie Review to "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"

Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically, he took "Bram Stoker's Dracula," gave it a new cast and a new script and made a big joke out of it. The usual, rich English are attacked by Dracula and Dr. Van helsing is brought in to save the day. [Learn more about the movie Dracula: Dead and Loving It...]

Movie Review to "Their First Mistake"

Mrs. Hardy is irate that her husband Oliver spends more time with his friend stanley than with her. Oliver decides to adopt a baby, hoping that it will keep his wife occupied so that he and stanley can continue to carouse. But upon returning home with the infant, they find a process server with a divorce summons, and spend a sleepless night caring for the squalling baby. [Learn more about the movie Their First Mistake...]

Movie Review to "Dracula 3000"

One thousand years into the future, and somewhere in the far reaches of outer space, a terrifying legend lives on. It's the year 3000 AD. A salvage ship on a routine interstellar mission discovers the drifting, silent hulk of the off-world space transporter Demeter, reported missing 100 years earlier. Excited by the prospects of quick financial gain from towing back and trading in the old vessel, Mina, Van helsing and the rest of their crew boldly board the abandoned ship, hoping to recover any valuable freight left onboard. But as they explore its cold, empty passageways, they become aware of a terrible secret. First Mina uncovers Demeter's mysterious cargo - 50 long, black coffins. Then, one by one the crew begins to disappear or turn against one another, until there can be no doubt that an ancient curse lives on in the bowels of this once-great ship, awaiting its next victim. In the blackness of space the sun never rises, the ideal environment for the immortal vampire to spread his evil. For the survivors, the only hope for salvation is a desperate race across the universe, rocketing at the speed of light, praying that they'll reach the welcoming rays of the Twin Suns of Halbron...before it's too late. [Learn more about the movie Dracula 3000...]

Movie Review to "Mr. 3000"

stan Ross was a baseball superstar who turned his back on the game years ago when he finally hit 3,000 hits. Years later, he's now a successful, self-made entrepreneur whose many businesses revolve around his title: Mr. 3000. But a clerical error has proven that stan is just short three hits of his spectacular hit record. Now, with time on his side and the potential to be inducted in the Baseball Hall of Fame, stan must return back to the game and get back his title. But things have changed with age, and as stan finds out, it's not too easy to get back into the game when he hasn't played for years, and he's nearing 50. [Learn more about the movie Mr. 3000...]

Movie Review to "Rising Sun"

At the offices of a Japanese corporation, during a party, a woman, who's evidently a professional mistress, is found dead, apparently after some rough sex. A police detective, Web Smith is called in to investigate but before getting there, he gets a call from someone who instructs him to pick up John Connor, a former police Captain and expert on Japanese affairs. When they arrive there Web thinks that everything is obvious but Connor tells him that there's a lot more going on. [Learn more about the movie Rising Sun...]

Movie Review to "The Back-up Plan"

Zoe's a woman who has a hard time letting anyone into her life. She has a habit of pushing people away when they get close. She also wants to have a baby but because she has no man in her life decides to be artificially inseminated. Shortly after having the procedure she meets a guy named stan whom she connects with. But she's still afraid to let him in and when she tells him about her pregnancy thinking he would bail but he sticks with her. [Learn more about the movie The Back-up Plan...]

Movie Review to "Scram!"

Ordered out of town by angry Judge Beaumont, vagrants stanley and Oliver meet a congenial drunk who invites them to stay at his luxurious mansion. The drunk can't find his key, but the boys find a way in, sending the surprised woman inside into a faint. They revive her with what they think is water, but is actually gin, and all get tipsy in the process. Outside, the drunk realizes he's at the wrong house and stumbles off. Eventually, the real homeowner arrives, none other than Judge Beaumont. [Learn more about the movie Scram!...]

Movie Review to "County Hospital"

Visiting Oliver in the hospital where he's recovering from a broken leg, stanley wreaks havoc on both his friend (getting Oliver strung up from the ceiling by his cast-encased leg) as well as the doctor, who winds up dangling out the window. After they're ordered out, stanley tries to drive Oliver home, unaware that he's just accidentally injected himself with a powerful sedative. [Learn more about the movie County Hospital...]

Movie Review to "The Brøken"

On a busy street in London, Gina thinks she sees herself drive past in her own car. Stunned by this strange event, Gina follows the mystery woman up to her apartment. From here, events take an eerie turn for the worse until Gina's awareness slides from solid reality into a world that will haunt more than just her nightmares. [Learn more about the movie The Brøken...]